Former Marine and Florida Congressional Candidate Arrested After Alleged “Call to Arms” to Kill President Trump 
Canadian Woman Accused of Slapping MAGA-Clad Teen Lands in ICE Custody — HAA HAAA 
Man Hunting for Al Roker Breaches NBC Security, Lunges at ‘Today’ Host Craig Melvin 
Seattle’s New U.S. Attorney Lasts Long Enough to Find the Lobby 
Teen Rescued From Abandoned Missile Silo After Very Bad 3 A.M. Decision 
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Former Marine and Florida Congressional Candidate Arrested After Alleged “Call to Arms” to Kill President Trump
A former U.S. Marine running for Congress in Florida has been taken into federal custody after allegedly posting videos declaring...
Canadian Woman Accused of Slapping MAGA-Clad Teen Lands in ICE Custody — HAA HAAA
A Canadian woman accused of smacking a 16-year-old girl over her pro-Trump clothing on the Jersey Shore boardwalk has now...
Man Hunting for Al Roker Breaches NBC Security, Lunges at ‘Today’ Host Craig Melvin
A man reportedly slipped past security at NBC’s Rockefeller Center headquarters Thursday morning while searching for longtime weatherman Al Roker—then...
Seattle’s New U.S. Attorney Lasts Long Enough to Find the Lobby
Roger Rogoff was sworn in Wednesday morning as the new U.S. attorney for western Washington. Then he walked across town,...
Teen Rescued From Abandoned Missile Silo After Very Bad 3 A.M. Decision
A Colorado teenager discovered the hard way that abandoned Cold War missile silos are not ideal places for a late-night...
George Santos Heads to Reality TV, Because Apparently Congress and Prison Weren’t Enough
George Santos has already tried being a congressman, a convicted fraudster, a prison inmate, a podcast host and a political...
News that should have a punchline
A Miami woman is behind bars after police say she stabbed her friend with a pair of scissors during an...
Houston Woman’s Living-Room Workout Turns Into an Indoor Water Park
HOUSTON — A Houston woman attempting a pole-dancing workout in her apartment discovered that successful home fitness requires strength, balance—and...
Florida man who had sexual encounter with vacuum cleaner near Disney World takes no contest plea
Florida man who had sexual encounter with vacuum cleaner near Disney World takes no contest plea Florida man sentenced to...
Meth heads bring a chainsaw to a gun fight
Hall County Meth, Marriage, Chainsaw: Couple accused of burning meth in toaster, greeting deputies with chainsaw By Sam Sachs, WSBTV.com July...
